Fine.� That holiday is over.� Next.

Before the damages start to be tallied, I'm already mentally doing cost/benefit tabulations. Cheap ass�that I am, I immediately noticed that TRB ranks low cost/high benefit... even with CB2's escapades.

However, (listen up all you recent migrants from Brand X & Y). An annual membership in them�is about $200. TRB is free. Let that be your guide in making TRB donations. I'm a tightwad, but even I feel guilty using that measure. That's about the cost of a... let's see... in Claude's case it might be four figures...� I'm sure he's good for it... are the rest of you? (He wouldn't break the honor of the long grey line)...

Damn, I may have to dig up paper money from�that can in the backyard... last time I barely had enough parts left�to claim new bills from the Treasury... I hope the mothballs worked this time. Those little fellas scream louder than you'd expect during the harvest.

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